K: Mis on kõige keskkonnasõbralikum tegu, mida üksikisik saab teha?
V: SURE! Sure kohe maha, ilma järglasi jätmata!
18/11/2008
Rohelised minutid
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16/11/2008
Powerful network troubleshooting spells
Router1>_
Configuration
Bug lvl2 attacks interface Serial 0/0/0
DEBUG: Interface Serial
0/0/0 changes state to DOWN
Router1>CAST „IP
CLASSLESS“
Offf casts IP CLASSLESS on Router1
Spell IP
CLASSLESS costs 4 mana
Offf has 3 mana
Offf mana cache
depleted
IP CLASSLESS drains life force from Offf
Offf loses
10HP
IP CLASSLESS does +10DAM to Configuration Bug lvl
2
Configuration Bug lvl 2 loses 13HP
Configuration Bug lvl 2
now has 41HP left
Router1>DRINK RED BULL
Offf drinks Red
Bull
+20HP restored on Offf
Offf is now fully
healed
Router1>DRINK Coffee
Offf drinks Coffee
+1 WIZ
added to Offf
Offf mana cache enlarged +3
Offf mana cache can
now accumulate 12 mana
Router1>DRINK Coca Cola
Offf drinks
Coca Cola
+11 mana added to mana cache
Router1>CAST „NO
AUTO SUMMARY“
Offf casts NO AUTO SUMMARY on Router1
NO
AUTO SUMMARY costs 5 mana
Offf has 6 mana left
NO AUTO SUMMARY
does +15DAM to Configuration Bug lvl 2
Configuration Bug lvl 2
loses 17HP
Configuration Bug lvl 2 now has 24HP left
Router1>CAST
„REDISTRIBUTE STATIC“
Offf casts REDISTRIBUTE STATIC
on Router1
REDISTRIBUTE STATIC costs 6 mana
Offf has no mana
left
REDISTRIBUTE STATIC misses completely Configuration Bug lvl
2
REDISTRIBUTE STATIC does 0DAM to Configuration Bug lvl
2
Configuration Bug lvl 2 loses 0HP
Configuration Bug lvl 2 now
has 24HP left
Phone rings
Router1> ANSWER PHONE
User1
yells PROFANITY via phone
PROFANITY does +1DAM to Offf
Offf
loses -2HP
Router1>HANGUP
Router1>SWITCH OFF PHONE
Offf
switches off phone
-3 CHR removed form Offf
Router1>READ
MANUAL
Time passes
…
Offf completes Holy Ritual of Manual
Reading
Offf learned new powerful spell DEFAULT-INFORMATION
ORIGINATE
Offf gains 7 mana
Router1>CAST
„DEFAULT-INFORMATION ORIGINATE“
Offf casts
DEFAULT-INFORMATION ORIGINATE on Router1
DEFAULT-INFORMATION
ORIGINATE costs 6 mana
Offf has 1 mana left
DEFAULT-INFORMATION
ORIGINATE does +25DAM to Configuration Bug lvl 2
Configuration Bug
lvl 2 loses 29HP
Configuration Bug lvl 2 now has -5HP
left
Configuration Bug lvl 2 dies
DEBUG: Interface Serial
0/0/0 changes state to UP
Offf gains level
Offf is
now Network Acolyte lvl 4
Effect of Coffee wears off, Offf feels
dumber.
-1 WIZ to Offf
Offf mana cache reduced
Offf mana
cache can now accumulate 9 mana
Effect of Coca Cola wears off,
Offf has no mana left
Effect of Red Bull wears off, Offf feels
exhausted
Router1>LOGOUT
Router1 login:_
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13/11/2008
GNU murfism
Loed: “Enamik GNU utiliite on võimelised toimima filtrina”
Mõistad: “GNU utiliidid, millest sa eeldad, et nad on võimelised toimima filtrina, ei ole võimelised toimima filtrina”
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11/11/2008
Cisco manuaalid ei lakka üllatamast…
Jälle on keegi Ameerikat avastamas: “A finite state machine is an abstract machine, not a mechanical device with moving parts.”
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Miks peabIRCus nime valdes hoolikas olema
13:57 < peer> [13:56:08] [03:17] ciao
13:57 < peer> [13:56:08] [03:18] resetti la mia connessione?
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9/11/2008
Bastardoperaatorite lastekasvatus…
Tegelikult sain ma inspiratsiooni sellest postist
Kuidas siis mina teen:
“Kell on nii kaugel, et pane arvuti kinni!”
“Aga ma…”
“KOHE!!!”
“Aga ma ainult…blah-blah-blah…”
PSSHUTDOWN
-t 0 -f -k \\\lapsearvuti
Ker-POW!
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6/11/2008
Wishful thinking
17:48 < Hudvezonn6i_Mei> ? halba koodi
17:48 < Tuxaator> halba koodi ei eksisteeri
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